Hiss-terical Cat Jokes to Laugh at Right Meow
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There may be days when you just want to go home, curl up with your favorite feline friend and relax. Anyone who’s ever had a cat knows they can be world-class cuddle buddies.
But in case you don’t currently have a pet kitty or maybe they’re just feeling particularly independent at the moment, you can still relax and celebrate all things cat with a series of fun cat jokes. And these purr-fectly delightful puns will have you saying “you’ve cat to be kitten me.”
So, whether you’re lucky enough to have a cat or simply adore them, each of these goofy jokes en-cat-sulates everything that we love about the often demanding, highly independent, totally lovable creatures.
Best in Show
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A cat-has-trophy.
A Delightful Treat
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Mice cream cones.
A Horse of a Different Color
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Purr-ple.
A Quick Fix
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Me-OW.
Lots of Splatter
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Clawed Monet.
Not Messing Around
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Too many cheetahs.
Who’s on Top?
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A meow-ntain.
Quite Studious
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On scratch paper.
Up North
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An eski-meow.
Scaredy Cat
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Because of its bark.
Talk About a Strike
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An alley cat.
For the Literary Nerd
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"The Great Catsby."
Far Out
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“Take me to your litter.”
A Lesson Learned
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They hiss and make up.
Just a Preference
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They prefer a cat-alogue.
Put Some Floaties On
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A “catfish.”
A Real Jokester
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Just kitten.
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