These Cuddly, Fat Cats Are Our Spirit Animals
Is it a pet? Is it a pillow? Yes. While health should be every pet owner's first priority, some fat cats are just really fluffy. Others are in the middle of a weight-loss journey.
No matter their weight, all of them are impossibly cute — so cute that these 20 chonky cats went viral.
When You Weren’t Expecting Twins but Got Them Anyway
We're dying to know how much each of them weighs.
This Fat Cat Has the Opposite of a Muffin Top
Fat cats are a liquid, not a solid. Behold the proof.
Wow! A Self-Washing Weighted Blanket
Now with cute toe beans and a therapeutic massage function.
Why Is a Throw Pillow in the Middle of the Kitchen Floor?
Come on, pillow. Go back to the couch where you belong.
Like My Hat? I Got It to Match My Fur
As a bonus, this hat has the power to awaken the allergies of all your enemies.
Grooming Yourself Is a Little Harder When You’re Shaped Like an Egg
Aww, come on, help her. She's doing her best.
Getting Asked When You’re Due Is Always Awkward
Especially when you're just a fat cat. And a boy.
My Pet Is Not Fat — He’s Just Chonky
Not gonna lie, we didn't expect such a round boi to also be a fast boi. We give this fat cat a 10/10.
Why Does It Feel Like We’re Intruding
Shield your eyes, children. These fat cats need pants, stat.
Fat Cats Have Some Less-Than-Glamorous Moments
Megan the Stallion looks shorter than we remember.
Breaking News: Loaves of Bread Can Now Jump on Beds
That's an impressive jump for something with the aerodynamic design of a cheese cube.
Now This Is Just Cruel
Do not eat in front of a fat cat without providing a small snack to make them feel included.
We Didn’t Know Marshmallows Could Move This Fast
It's like a cow-printed land cloud floating up the stairs.
When You’ve Evolved to Be Comfy
Lions and tigers are tougher, but cats are smarter. They trained humans to hunt for them. Brilliant.
The Correct Time for Lunch Is All the Time
Clearly, this poor chonky cat's parents didn't get the memo about second breakfast.
Is It Bad That We’d Rather Visit Fur Babies Than Real Ones?
Fat cats are the new kids. They never learn to use the toilet, but you don't have to worry about paying for college.
If Our Cat Was This Round, We’d Get Him a Stroller, Too
And probably a fat-cat bassinet. (It would just be an Amazon box with legs.)
An Example of Premium Loafage
The sourdough we baked in lockdown didn't come out nearly as well.
This Works on Toddlers, Too
And this is why parents and pet owners hide to eat bags of chips or candy bars.
All Bodies Are Good Bodies
Especially the bodies of exceptionally fluffy fat cats like Hercules. We hope he gets in better shape, but we'll appreciate his adorable chonkiness in the meantime.