Look, we know reptiles aren’t everyone’s cup of tea. Snakes especially have a reputation for being slimy and sinister, but we’re here to set the record straight.
If these cute snakes can’t convince you that they’re delightful, soothing, and entirely un-slimy pets, nothing can.
Behold, the Albino Murder Noodle
Hognose snakes are technically the most hazardous ones on this list. They’re venomous, but not really. They hardly ever bite people.
On the rare occasion that they do take a nibble, the worst that happens is some minor redness and itching.
This Cute Snake Is Clearly Filled With Evil
Meanwhile, ball pythons are pretty much the puppies of the reptile world.
See Those Gleaming Eyes?
Hoggies are truly vicious. Why aren’t you fleeing?
The Evil Is Stored Primarily in Their Hats
There are definitely demons in there.
See? Terrifying
The taller the hat, the more demons it contains. Duh.
Are You Not Seeing This? Run for Your Life
The cute snake persona is only an illusion. Captain Cluck Cluck is going in for the kill.
Flower Crowns Store Evil Plans as Well
Don’t be deceived. That forked tongue is searching the air for a taste of its next victim.
This Cute Snake Would Like Some Cheese Bois for Christmas
Really though, cute snakes are nothing to be scared of. Most pet snakes, particularly docile species like ball pythons and corn snakes, only bite if they mistake a person’s finger for food.
Plus a Few for a Friend?
Unless you’re a mouse, there’s nothing to worry about.
Strangely, They Seem to Be Missing
Even if a pet snake does get scared enough to bite defensively, most of them are too small to do any serious damage.
Dog bites are much, much more dangerous than the bite of most non-venomous snakes.
Detective Nope Rope Is on the Case
Bites from bigger snakes like this boa constrictor hurt, but they’re still not nearly as serious as a bite from a large dog. They’re also unlikely to happen in the first place.
If All Else Fails, Just Order Some From Uber Eats
Mice! Get your fresh, hot mice!
Cheese Bois or No Cheese Bois, This Cute Snake Is Filled With Gratitude
What do cute snakes have for Thanksgiving dinner? A honey baked rat?
Because When You’re This Cute, It’s Hard to Be Sad
If you don’t think a Baby Yoda snake is cute, we give up.
As Long as They Have Mice, a Warm Cave and Friendship, Snakes Aren’t Scary at All
Pet snakes are genuinely one of the easiest kinds of pets you can have. They’re quiet, low-maintenance and look adorable in tiny hats.
Case closed.
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