These Are the Funniest Cats on the Internet
People tend to have strong feelings about cats. Some think they’re aloof and unpredictable. Others think they’re fluffy, snuggly perfection (who can resist those toe beans?)
Whichever category you fall into, the quirky cats on this list are undeniably hilarious. Which is your favorite?
Taking a Nose Dive
If your takeout order had your face printed on it, wouldn’t you eat the whole bag?
Not So Scary
Ginger tried to look scary for Halloween.
Unfortunately, her sheer floofiness betrayed her. Hopefully, her playful pouncing found her a furever home!
More Shrimp, Please!
This is what real love looks like. Take note.
Next Halloween, save on decorations and adopt a black cat who likes to hunt spiders.
We’re assuming that’s what happened here.
Something's Not Right
It’s OK, kitty.
If we jumped up for head scratches and found the couch covered in large versions of our face, we’d be confused, too.
Take a good look at this face.
If you try to give your cat a bath, this might be the last expression you ever see.
House Cat or House Plant?
Of all the houseplants available, the cat is one of the hardiest. It does well in low lighting and comes with a built-in alarm when it needs water or nutrients.
It is, however, likely to destroy all other plants in the home. You didn’t need them anyway.
Getting Some Rays
As days grow shorter, it’s essential to give the smallest and squishiest members of your household access to sunlight.
Smiles and snuggles are a common side effect.
Step Away From the Elliptical!
Contrary to popular belief, cats are excellent motivators for self care.
Here, we see a prime specimen encouraging a human to get off the elliptical and head back to bed for some quality rest.
Just look at the attitude here. The style. Have you ever had this much confidence in your life? No, you haven’t.
This cat can steal your girlfriend, and he knows it.
Pudge is just a girl with an attitude and a better mustache than all the members of a barbershop quartet combined.
She specializes in looking tired of your nonsense and napping.
I hunted this pumpkin. Stalked it. Pounced on it.
It didn’t even put up a fight. I am clearly the superior predator.
Cats with hair ... cute or creepy? Or both?
Can we pick both?
One-Eyed Peany Todd
One-eyed Peany Todd has been through a lot. Now, he lives a life of luxury with a coffee mug made in his likeness.
Now, that's the ultimate honor.
Little Bo Peep has found her sheep, but for some reason she doesn’t look too thrilled about it.
A Rug With a Tail
Who wouldn’t like to sit on their own butt? Nala the cat seems to enjoy it.
This rug designer even got the tail right.
Lil Bub was determined to be the first cat on the moon. Upon accomplishing his goal, he promptly discovered the moon was not, in fact, made of cheese.
The moon mice? Nowhere to be found. Lil Bub? Devastated.
Plushies for All
Mimicry is the greatest form of flattery.
Sadly for humans, plushies don’t come with integrated purring mechanisms.
Did Someone Say Pizza?
Do dogs or cats make the best pizza?
Hamilton the Hipster Cat looks a little too refined for pepperoni.
Is this funny to you, Janet?
Do I look like some kind of sick joke?
The Odd Couple
Meet Milkshake and Smoothie. Smoothie is definitely prettier than you. Milkshake looks more like Dumbledore after the recast.
Don’t tell him.
Waffles the cat likes waffles. Sometimes he eats them. Sometimes he wears them.
Both are adorable.
The Nap Won!
White coffee cat strongly feels that no amount of coffee is enough to get through a full day of working from home.
He fought the nap. Guess who won?
All Dressed Up
This Persian kitty has a condition that makes his fur to grow much longer than an ordinary cat’s.
The side effects include extreme regality and a heightened appreciation of top hats.
Cats in Food
Someone once thought, hmmmm, I like cats and I like food. Why not put cats in food?
This was the result. Not sure if it’s cute, tasty or both.
Owl Kitty likes to be the center of attention.
His owners are great at photoshop, so he’s taken over leading roles in countless classic films.
What do you think Wilfred thinks when he looks in the mirror?
Hopefully, when your eyes point in different directions you can see beyond traditional beauty standards.
Pro-tip: Don’t buy your cat a bed.
You already have an overpriced one with built-in heat.
A Little Too Handsy
Now equipped with a graphic tee and tiny hands, Hocico cat is ready to apply for a job at his local hipster coffee shop.
Like a Good Neighbor
The original Grumpy Cat is no longer with us, but he lives on in our memes.
Once you own a cat, you always own a cat.
Adopt with caution.
Talk About a Welcome Sign!
All guests must study proper petting technique before approaching.
Guests who attempt unauthorized belly rubs will not be admitted.
This is why cats are called fur babies. Because they literally are, minus the diapers.
Sophistication at Its Best
The name’s Phant. Ele-Phant.
A kitty as sophisticated as this deserves a less humiliating outfit.
Mittens announced that he was running away due to lack of wet food.
His plans were abandoned promptly when the fine aroma of canned tuna wafted from the kitchen.
Thank You, FaceTime!
Long distance is rough on everyone.
Thankfully, we have technology to keep the long, lonely nights at bay.
Quite the Disguise
Excuse me, ma’am? I think your chair is broken.
Stealing wet food is punishable by law with a minimum sentence of one firm head boop.
See image for instructions.
"Try distance learning with cats," they said.
"It’ll be fun," they said.
This black kitty, aka Princess Monster Truck, loves environmentally friendly bags, but she misses playing with crinkly plastic.
She has humbly requested that hooomins invent reusable bags that are noisier — ya know, for her mental and emotional well-being.
This Seems Fishy
We think something is wrong with this fish.
Is it supposed to lay on the bottom like that? With no water?
Now presenting the live-action remake of baby Yoda, starring a disappointed looking meow.
Ever wonder what a cat would look like if its eyes took up 50 percent of its face?
Searching for Love
This is Sam. He would like to take you out to a nice dinner on the couch. He has prepared a fine assortment of wet food paired with a smooth glass of 2% milk.
Sam’s eyebrows are intense, but we think he pulls it off.
Let Me Go Outside!
The expression on this feline’s face shouts “tragically beautiful”.
The flowing pink veil adds to the drama of her flowing whiskers, as she looks wistfully out the window. If only she were allowed outside.
A Sticky Mess
Behold, the world’s tiniest killing machine. Fierce. Majestic. Ruthless.
Here, we see the packing peanuts trembling in terror.
Hey, we got you somethin’.
Unwrap it *carefully*.
Not Gonna Happen!
This is what the path of regret looks like. Did you know powdered sugar could be wet?
This kitty’s poor little toe beans were not prepared.
I can’t even look at you right now. Avert your gaze!
How dare you jump on my hoomin’s lap? It’s MINE.
Ready to Play
Pooky the munchkin cat has tiny legs, but his heart is obviously huge. Here, he’s preparing to serenade his audience with a stunning rendition of Beethoven’s "Meown-light Sonata."
Thank you, Pooky!
You should have been there. Biggest fly I've ever seen.
Well This Is Awkward
Oh, you're home early! I was just ... cleaning?
The Audacity of Some People
Humans these days. So uncivilized.
Cat Owners Are Never Truly Alone
Also on the list: shoes, your pillow and right next to the litterbox.
There Was a Spider, but Don’t Worry. I Got It.
Mom, you won't believe what happened. I was doing my duty to protect the household from arachnids when the blinds attacked me. I couldn't believe it, either.
What Cat? We Don’t See Any Cats
Since when do rabbits need scratching posts?
If They Weren’t for Him, Why Would They Put Them There?
Kibble doesn't count as breakfast. Consider the bar raised.
A Deluxe Order of Purritos to Go
A side of guacamole and wet food will be $3 extra, but salsa is included.
No, Really. We Believe You.
Hold up. Who put a camera in our living room? We'll be calling our lawyers.
We'd love to be a cat for a day just to find out what it feels like to nap in such odd places. How can this be comfy?
Would Your Majesty Like Some Wet Food?
King Oreo expects his litter box to be sparkling at all times, and his presence must never be disgraced by dry food.
The Eeyore of Cats
They probably would have been out of wet food, anyway. Might as well just lay here and wait for the sweet release of death.
The Only Olympic Games in Which the Medals Are Laced With Catnip
The Cat Olympic Games needs to be a thing. We can picture it now: Competitive laser pointer chasing. Winner gets a can of tuna.
If I Fits, I Sleeps
It takes years to reach this level of mastery in the art of "if I fits, I sits." We're watching history in the making.
Yoga Crazes Are Getting Weirder Every Year
Don't laugh. It's a serious condition. Ted went from napping 17 hours a day to 18. How will he feed his family without that extra hour of attacking the blinds?
Open the Wet Food, Janet, or I’ll Do It Myself
Why does he look so wise, though? If he starts sharing an ancient prophecy, you should probably listen.
Update: Mittens Is Now a Beauty Influencer
Smoky eyes are so last year. Smoky lips are the latest trend, and Mittens chose red for a bold pop of color.
Working From Home Problem No. 3,568
Sorry, I won't be able to work today. I'm having some technical difficulties with my keyboard, and my computer keeps going to sleep.
What Are You Looking At? I Fit. I Totally Fit.
It's all fun and games until the neighbor's dog notices.
Sir, I’m Going To Have to Confiscate Your License
You weren't under the influence of catnip? Then, how do you explain your erratic driving? Oh, you were just chasing a laser pointer? Carry on.
The Forbidden Kissing Booth
Scratches or hisses ... is there a third option available, unlocked only by treats and being left alone?
We would absolutely waste $5 on this experience.
Looks Like Someone Bought Another Cat at IKEA
Instructions unclear. The cat has now run away to join the cast of Cirque du Soleil.
If You’re Not Supposed to Sit on It, Why Is It So Comfy?
When your kids complain about their sandwiches being squished, just send them this photo as an explanation.
Just a Minor Miscalculation, Really
Errors were obviously made, but what was the objective in the first place?
The Great White Feline Stalks Its Prey
Why do cats always take an exposed foot as an invitation to attack? Do feet look like mice? What's the hidden agenda here?
Catnip Dealers Only Take Cash
Petsmart doesn't sell the good stuff.
Dogs make excellent blankets. Heavy ones, yes, but still excellent.
Carl, You Walk in a Litterbox. No.
To be fair, it's not as if telling him to get off the counter will keep him from doing it again. Might as well let him.
If I Fits, I Sits: Deluxe Edition
More evidence that all cats like sitting in boxes and are fundamentally the same.
No Mouse Is Safe
When's the movie coming out? We'd totally watch that.
Fill It Up Before Mittens Reports You to PETA
All cats are "glass half empty" people.
The Prophecy Has Come to Fruition at Last
We're so curious about the story behind this pic. It can't be a coincidence, can it?
The Fluffy Toe Beans We Didn’t Know We Needed
So much cheaper than therapy.
This Cat Has More Game Than We Do
Cat-sized rock stars need cat-sized groupies.
The Cat in the Hat looks different than we remember.
When Does the Spotify Remix Drop?
The album cover we didn't know we needed.
Who Else Feels Judged?
They have no idea what they look like, do they? They're not exactly the picture of athletic prowess themselves.
If we bribed cats with enough wet food, they could become Olympic gymnasts overnight.
If Reincarnation Is Real, We Want to Return as House Cats
It hurts to see someone else living your dream.
Catcher in the Rye? More Like Time to Die
Keep Ginger away from the matches. No book is safe.
Time to Become a Biker or a Candidate on Master Chef
Wait, if that's a sleeve, does that mean he also has a face tat? And a tail tat? Ouch.
It’s for Your Own Good, Ted
Couldn't he have just one?
Need the Wi-Fi Fixed, Meow
Honestly, we don't care if he fixes the wi-fi. He's hired.
He Deserves an Oscar
Impalement looks comfier than we recalled.
We Have All Been This Cat
What was that? Probably just a bird. Or a serial killer. Same thing.
If Anyone Takes Spot’s Emotional Support Octopus Away, We Will End You
No one hurt Spot's feelings. He deserves all of the wet food.
We’ve All Been There
Whoever started the happy birthday song tradition should be punished.
The Cuteness Is Almost Unbearable
He's so cute that we want to eat him. Don't worry, science says that's perfectly normal.
Cat Owners Have to Deal With This, Too?!
Not your best angle, Charlie. Pick up a tripod and a ring light for next time.