Funniest Dog Accounts on Twitter
Dogs do the funniest things. Twitter is no exception. There are some funny dog-centric accounts. You just have to know how to find them.
That's why we're here to help, tracking down the funniest accounts on Twitter for dogs and breaking down what makes them so hilarious. And incredibly cute. For some reason, the two things always seem to go hand in hand.
If you love social media and dogs, these are the best accounts for you to follow on Twitter.
King Maximus & Princess Alexus — @CuteSpartacus
There may be funnier Twitter dog accounts, but there aren't any cuter. Or with cooler parents.
Legendary rapper Ice-T and his wife, Coco, feature their English bulldogs on this account.
It all started out with the late Spartacus, a bulldog who Ice-T still keeps a portrait of in his office.
They're Cute But Annoying, But So Cute
Nothing is better than when we get to see puppies with their moms and dads, especially when Maximus is being annoyed by all of his little babies.
Just look at that face.
Meet the Real Royal Siblings
Some of the cutest tweets from this account come from the pictures of Ice-T and Coco's bulldogs with their daughter, Chanel Nicole.
Like this one.
Jiffpom — @jiffpom
Don't know about jiffpom? Welcome to the life of one of the most famous dogs in the world.
This dog reportedly has set a record for followers (over 30 million) across all platforms and has its own deal with Adidas.
Not bad for a Pomeranian.
Who's the Bad Guy Now?
Shout out to pop music superstar Billie Eilish for being a trendsetter in music and style for her generation.
And shout out to jiffpom for copying Billie's style.
Billie wore it better, obviously.
We're Green With Envy Over Jiffpom's Cuteness
So jiffpom decided to dress up for St. Patrick's Day and knock out the cutest tweet we've seen on a day when we all wear green.
My goodness, jiffpom, you're rocking that tie.
JulioCCLopez — @JulioCCLopez
Julio the French Bulldog has a pretty sweet life living with his family. His parents are actor and TV host Mario Lopez and Broadway star Courtney Mazza.
Julio's also got siblings, their three young children.
It's Always Fun to Make Fun of Dad
There's nothing funnier than when Julio calls out his dad, which he has to do right here when he's trying to choke back some of Howlin' Ray's Hot Chicken.
Julio Is Ready to Party
What good is having a cute French bulldog if you can't set up cute pictures that help bring in some extra cash for advertising your friend's tequila?
It's not Julio's fault he's cute.
WeRateDogs — @dog_rates
This account rates dogs. And it doesn't appear like anyone ever gets less than 10/10. That's pretty awesome.
This account is more cute than funny sometimes, but that's totally OK with us.
How Are You Supposed to Get Work Done With This Cuteness?
Little Gussie got 12/10 on the cuteness rating scale, which seems pretty accurate.
It would be pretty hard to get work done with this cute puppy around, wouldn't it?
Is That a Horse or a Dog?
There's just something really compelling about when we can find a picture of a dog — or any animal — making what looks like a human facial expression.
Everybody, meet Rivers the Smiling Dog.
Dogs on Trains — @dogsontrains
Such a simple concept. What if you got people to send you pictures of dogs on trains? And then what if it turned into an awesome Twitter account?
That's what we get with this account run by Ellen Munro.
There's Always Going to Be a Loophole
If dogs have to be "enclosed in a container" on the subway, well, this technically meets up with those rules.
Let's just hope that this particular adorable dog doesn't need to use the bathroom.
When You Got That Good Hair
What a wonderful head of hair on this dog riding the train.
Not for nothing, but it's funny to see such an enormous dog riding the train.
Is there a size limit for being on the train?
Thoughts of Dog — @dog_feelings
This account does the best job of just posting funny, witty tweets without having to use photos or anything else to make the account funny.
Which is pretty hard to do because you just have to rely on being funny.
Which this account is.
Naps Are Great for Dogs and Humans Alike
Anyone who has ever had a dog can relate to this daily "routine" for a dog, which includes chasing tennis balls and naps. And more naps.
And losing tennis balls.
And more naps.
This Speaks to the Essence of Being a Dog
OK, let's just point out that it's kind of gross to let your dog lick your plate after you're done eating. It just is.
But it's funny, and this tweet got 138,000 likes. Which is pretty amazing.
Dog Solution — @DogSolutions
This is the most ironic of all the dog accounts — tongue-in-cheek humor that we really love to see.
It's essentially the Monty Python of all the dog comedy accounts because of that "elevated" sense of humor.
Nothing Like a Nap After Some Chaos
There's just something satisfying about destroying your family's plants, then taking a nap in the wreckage you've created.
Like when you've thoroughly demolished everything in your path?
You just need to sleep it off.
Dogs Dressing Up As Humans Is Funny
Just like seeing what we think looks like a human expression on a dog's face, there's also something funny about seeing dogs dress up as humans.
Or this dog's face, which looks like it's standing in sort of a surprised judgment of his human friend, who is killing a bottle of Jameson.
Humorous Animals — @CUTEFUNNYANIMAL
This account isn't just funny pictures of dogs. It's funny pictures of all animals. But it seems like the very funniest pictures are of dogs.
Specifically, it's kind of thought bubbles for dogs, like in comic strips, doing funny things.
Making Sure Mom Doesn't Drown
It's not just pictures on this account. It's also GIFs of dogs and other animals doing funny things.
Like paddleboarding with mom and thinking they're really doing something to help.
Spa Day for Dogs Goes About As Planned
We always like to see dogs dressed up like their parents or human siblings, even when it's on a spa day.
The thing about the cold cucumber press for the eyes is that it probably is going to look like a snack at some point.
BarkBox — @barkbox
BarkBox will give you laughs all day long with its witty and funny tweets.
It's another account that doesn't necessarily rely on just using funny photos of dogs to make us laugh.
It speaks more to the dog parents' point of view as well.
Just Like Humans, Dogs Can Be a Contradiction
Just like their human family members, dogs can be a real contradiction sometimes, showing varying degrees of depth and eating rocks.
Well, maybe humans don't really eat rocks, but we do not-smart stuff every now and then as well.
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
It's great to buy our dog family members really nice things, even if they don't always appreciate them like we want.
Oh wait, that's another way dogs and humans are a lot alike.
Cute Cats & Puppies — @WarmingCuteness
This is the only account on here that we've included that's not totally active right now.
We just thought it was really funny pictures of dogs, and there's enough content to get a good laugh still.
Like a dog with a slice of pizza.
Who Could Say 'No' to Those Eyes?
It's going to be really hard to keep this dog from sleeping on the bed with the humans once it looks at us like this.
What an absolute cutie and, hey, we get it.
Those Dishes Will Have to Wait
What would you do if your dog did this? There's only one correct answer here, and that's to go play with your puppy for a little while.
Those dishes can wait.