These Hilarious Chicken Memes Are a Little Too Relatable

You are what you eat, am I right? These chicken memes are weirdly relatable.

The brain of a chicken is about the size of a marble, and it shows. Hei Hei from Disney’s Moana is an accurate description, but who doesn’t feel like a well meaning yet perpetually disoriented butterball from time to time?

If you’re having a fowl day, let these lighthearted chicken memes remind you not to take life so seriously. Because life is short, especially if you’re a chicken.

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Feeling pressure today. Might lay an egg later, IDK.

I Dreamed a Dream in Time Gone by

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When fences were high and corn was given.

Come to think of it, a dramatic chicken rendition of Les Mis would be fabulous.

Is This How Everyone Runs at the Beach, or Is It Just Us?

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Step 1: Get hyped up for a beach day.

Step 2: Spend an hour packing the car.

Step 3: Haul a cubic ton of sand toys, snacks, towels and a beach umbrella down to the water.

Step 4: Remember how hot sun is, how wet water is and how sandy sand is.

Step 5: Bring half the sand back to the trunk of the car, along with a sunburn and soggy towels.

Step 6: Vow to never go to the beach again.

Step 7: Gradually forget.

Rinse and repeat.

The Croc Trend Is Getting Out of Hand

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Honest opinion, chicken? Stupid. You look stupid, along with everyone else who’s on board with the resurgence of Crocs. They’re so comfy that we don’t care.

No, Wait. They Have a Point

It's not fair that only chickens can wake up screaming

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If you move to the woods, you, too, can begin the day by screaming into the void at dawn. Or just go for it in the middle of the suburbs and let us know how it goes.

At What Age Did You Outgrow This Fear?

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We need to know. For science. Not because we’re fully grown and still afraid that the serial killer in the basement only appears after we shut the lights off, giving us three seconds to sprint to safety. That would be ridiculous.

Looks Contagious

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We never thought we’d say we want to catch chicken pox, but here we are. Lay it on us. Chicken pox looks fluffy.

Nothing Like a Chicken Meme to Give You a Self-Esteem Boost

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Seriously, if this tiny, ugly bird thinks it can conquer the world, you can believe in yourself for 10 minutes. Get it together.

Chicken? What Chicken?

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No chickens here. Nothing edible. Not even Colonel Sanders would think of frying a flamingo.

Meet Hipster Chicken

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Evolution is too mainstream for him. He’s a philosophy major who lives on a sustainable, vegan eco-farm in Portland.

Not pictured: A beanie, flannel shirt, six-pack of craft beer and “Keep Portland weird” bumper sticker.

This Is How Every Short Person Feels. Can Confirm.

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Pros of being petite:

Can still buy stuff in the kid’s section in your 30s.
Can get away with climbing on counter tops to reach stuff.
Not intimidating.

Cons of being petite:

If you visit your kid’s middle school, you might be mistaken for a student.
Everyone thinks it’s cute when you’re mad.

Go on. Think our rage is adorable. See how well that goes for you. We dare you.

If You Think Chickens Aren’t Scary, You’re Wrong

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Hens are perfectly amicable. Roosters know where you live.

Don’t You Dare Tell This Mama Chicken the Truth

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What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her, aside from the ingredients of nuggets. Maybe don’t tell her that part either.

Just When We Thought We Wanted the Audacity of White Men

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Nope. We spoke too soon. We want the audacity of this specific chicken. Think you’re not qualified for a job? Walk right in and ask for an interview. If this chicken can boldly walk past the smell of his beer battered family, you can risk a tiny bit of rejection.

If You Don’t Relate to These Chickens, Did You Even Have a Childhood?

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Get your mom to say yes, then run away before she asks any more questions.