Hilarious Dog Costumes That Will Make Your Day
Dogs are hilarious. Costumes are hilarious. Put the two together, and you'll probably never stop laughing.
Why wait for Halloween to partake? There are no rules about dog apparel. Surprise the mailman. Scare the neighbors. Delight the guests at your next backyard BBQ.
Whatever the occasion, these funny dog costumes are cute, comfy, and they're guaranteed to crack you up.
This Creepy Spider Costume Might Scare the Neighbors
Why your dog needs this costume: If someone's not expecting it, a giant, fluffy spider will turn some heads for sure.
Which breed wears it best: Black pugs
Review: "So freaking cute! I did doctor mine up a bit because I understand that they don't always put enough filling in these. I opened up a seam on the legs and stuffed with more filling and did the same for the head. Also, I put a snap on the chin strap as these are always large on my little guys. The end result ... so CUTE! Even without changes it is so cute- and it’s even better when they walk around." —Devin
Buy now: California Costumes Pet Spider Pup Dog Costume, $23.29
Have You Ever Seen a Peacock Puppy This Cute?
Why your dog needs this costume: Who says dog costumes have to be creepy? Some pups might prefer to dress up as pretty peacocks instead.
Which breed wears it best: Pekineses and Pomeranians
Review: No reviews yet.
Buy now: Pretty As a Peacock Costume for Pets, $19.99-$36.99
Getting Chased by Dinosaurs Is Just What the Mailman Needs
Why your dog needs this costume: Come on, imagine a big, goofy stegosaurus running to the door. It's funny, right? Especially when the dinosaur starts wagging its tail.
Which breed wears it best: All of them. This costume's just plain brilliant no matter what kind of dog wears it.
Review: "I bought this for my 50lb pit mix last Halloween. Several reviews said to size up, so I got an XXL which is way too long (it hung off her tail) so we had to pin it. Stick to your measurements. This suit doesn't stretch, so keep that in mind. I know that if I had ordered the right size it would have fit perfectly. Either way, I am impressed with this costume (it is as ridiculous looking as you would expect it to be) and will reorder this year with the correct size. Much better quality than I expected for 25 bucks!" —Pants
Buy now: Frisco Stegosaurus Dinosaur Dog and Cat Costume, $24.99
A Dog Cow Costume That's Udderly Adorable
Why your dog needs this costume: A dog with udders is so funny, anyone who sees it will be moooo-ved to tears.
Which breed wears it best: Large, white dogs like standard poodles and Samoyeds. Or, even better, a dalmatian.
Review: "This costume is SO stinking cute. It fits my treeing walker coonhound super well. She’s about 47 pounds and we got an XL. I like that it came in three parts, especially the head piece, because I knew she wouldn’t tolerate that for long whereas the body is fine. For the price, the quality is fine and she’s only going to wear it a couple times a year. No regrets buying this." —cowcostume
Buy now: Frisco Happy Cow Dog and Cat Costume, $16.99
This Bee Costume Makes Small Dogs Look Unbeelievably Cute
Why your dog needs this costume: It's really cute, for one. It's also one of the most comfortable, easy to put on dog costumes available. If your dog isn't a fan of most costumes, give this one a go.
Which breed wears it best: Black miniature poodles blend right in
Review: "This costume has brought so much joy to so many people since it was delivered this morning. We took Sebastian for a walk in his bee costume. He delighted the neighbor, the neighborhood kids, people driving by, and, most importantly, the mailman (they have a somewhat contentious relationship). 10/10 would buy again." —EliandCLoud
Buy now: Frisco Bumble Bee Dog and Cat Costume, $16.99
Have a Crabby Canine? This Lobster Costume Is Perfect
Why your dog needs this costume: We're not sure if it's the two big claws in the front, the antennae or the big, bulging eyes, but this lobster costume is too funny.
Which breed wears it best: Pitbulls. The silly costume really helps reduce the intimidation factor.
Review: "We bought this costume for our 3-month-old pit husky, and we cannot BELIEVE how funny he looks. Incredibly well made and a great price. Please do yourself a favor and make your dog a lobster this Halloween. Thank you, Chewy.” —Hattie
Buy now: Frisco Red Lobster Dog and Cat Costume, $16.99
A Soft Pig Costume That Dogs Won’t Mind Wearing
Why your dog needs this costume: Some costumes are on the funnier side of the spectrum. This one is cute instead. People with multiple dogs could go as an entire farm with a few more costumes.
Which breed wears it best: Dog breeds with floppy ears
Review: "So cute. Well made. Fits is a little big in the body but it will go over my dog's harness which is what I wanted. My dog's nickname is Pig. Therefore it was a must purchase. For reference he is a French bulldog at 26 lbs., and the costume is a large." —Jamie
Buy now: Frisco Pig Dog and Cat Costume, $16.99
This Triceratops Dog Costume Is More Hilarious Than Scary
Why your dog needs this costume: It's hard to pretend to be scared of something so cute. This triceratops costume is so simple and easy to put on, but it's one of the funniest dog costumes on this list.
Which breed wears it best: French bulldogs, hands down.
Review: "Great for our husky! Pretty good quality! The Velcro comes with a backing on the grip side so it doesn't catch on the fabric ... All those 'Velcro doesn't stick' reviews neglected to take the backing off. Velcro works great, would buy this again if we get another dog." —Solana98472
Buy now: Animal Planet Triceratops Dog Costume, $18.20
What Could Be Funnier Than a Snail Eating Up Crumbs?
Why your dog needs this costume: If your dog takes forever to find a good spot to do his business, why not poke a little fun at him? He won't know the difference.
Which breed wears it best: Pugs and bulldogs, because they move like snails most of the time.
Review: "We didn’t stop laughing for 10 minutes. This costume is hysterical. Easy to put on too. The shell part seems pretty secure, the googly eyes might not stay on for as long but so far so good. Not like we expect our dog to wear it for hours on end, but we can’t wait to parade our dog around as a snail." —RB2020
Buy now: Frisco Snail Dog and Cat Costume, $16.99
A Hula Dog Costume Fit for a Luau
Why your dog needs this costume: The next time you're invited to a luau, you can bring your dog along for the fun.
Which breed wears it best: Small dogs with long fur
Review: "We had a Hawaiian Luau-themed party for my dog's birthday. Before you start with the eye rolls, she has been cancer-free for a year, and we wanted to celebrate her. She looked adorable, the costume fit, and even though she did not like being dressed up, she forgot all about it once her little cake showed up." —brendalee277
Buy now: Rubie's Hula Girl Pet Costume, $19.99
Roar! Uh, I Mean Ruff?
Why your dog needs this costume: If we had to pick just one dog costume to buy for a large dog, it would be this one. It's amazing how a mane and a tail can transform a happy-go-lucky pooch into a ferocious predator. Sort of.
Which breed wears it best: Golden retrievers and yellow labs
Review: "This has been my all-time favorite Amazon purchase thus far. Whoever came up with this is a genius! It arrived quickly and in good condition. It was easy to put on, easy to tighten without harm and it even came with a little tuft for the tail! (My dog only has a nub, so I didn't use that part). The mane bugged her a bit at first, but she got used to it really quickly and soon became the center of attention :) This thing is amazing. BUY IT!" —Kenzi
Buy now: Tomsenn Dog Lion Mane, $13.58
A Rainbow Dog Costume Perfect for Pride
Why your dog needs this costume: Puppies can celebrate Pride, too. Plus, rainbows are a symbol of good luck. And what's luckier than spending a day with a dog in a cute costume?
Which breed wears it best: Corgis. They're so close to the ground that the rainbow looks like it's floating.
Review: "Found a pug at the end of this rainbow. I bought size large for our 35-40 pound Pug mix Shooter Jennings and it looks so cute on him. It would fit a much bigger dog as well cause straps have lots of room to make it bigger." —Higgens714
Buy now: Rainbow Dog Costume, $16.56
This Hot Dog Costume Looks Good Enough to Eat
Why your dog needs this costume: Food costumes are some of the funniest dog costumes ever. This one is surprisingly plush, comfortable and realistic all at the same time.
Which breed wears it best: Golden retrievers, because they blend right in with the bun.
Review: "I have a 65-70lb pitbull and I got the size xxl. It fits him perfectly. It’s super easy to put on and it stays in place. At first, he was confused and tried to get out of it, but after a couple of minutes of playing with it on, he forgot all about it. Super cute, and excited for Halloween!" —cannon
Buy now: Frisco Hotdog Dog and Cat Costume, $16.99
Hosting Taco Tuesday? Dress Your Dog Up for the Occasion
Why your dog needs this costume: Dogs can't eat tacos on taco Tuesday. Instead, they can be the taco. Feel free to toss a little ground turkey in their dish for a treat.
Which breed wears it best: Pugs are living vacuums, so dressing them up as food just works.
Review: "I LOVE this costume! My dog has a 9-inch neck, weighs just over 7 pounds and has about an 11-12 back length, the small was a PERFECT fit. It's super lightweight and just too adorable! I cannot wait to take her out for 'Taco Tuesday'!" —GigiFendi
Buy now: Frisco Taco Dog and Cat Costume, $14.99
In This Hot Dog Costume, the Dog Is the Sausage
Why your dog needs this costume: Wiener dogs are called wiener dogs for a reason. Hot dog-shaped dogs deserve a costume that matches their physique.
Which breed wears it best: Come on. We all know the answer to this one.
Review: No reviews yet
Buy now: Casual Canine Hot Diggity Dog Costume, $20.98
A Dog Dressed in a Pope Costume Is Controversial, Yet Funny
Why your dog needs this costume: Something about a tiny pope eating kibble and hopping onto the couch for a nap is hilarious. Just know your audience. Walking your dog in this cosutme next to a church may have mixed results.
Which breed wears it best: Small, white dog breeds, like Malteses and Westies.
Review: "I love it! And apparently, I'm not the only one. It is the top costume for dogs this year. Easy to put on, and it is lightweight. You will get massive compliments. However, some religious people might accuse you of disrespect and blasphemy. My response has been to tell them to close their eyes. Of course, taking a picture of my pup in costume in front of a church wasn't one of my better ideas." —Toni A. Campbell
Buy now: Holy Hound Pet Costume, $18.99
A Dog Graduation Hat for the Last Day of Obedience School
Why your dog needs this costume: Whether you're graduating, your kid is graduating or your dog is graduating, this graduation dog costume makes for a memorable photoshoot.
Which breed wears it best: Any obedience school graduate, of course.
Review: "We bought the small one for our 23 lb puggle. It was a great fit and was so cute for the pictures to celebrate my husband's graduation." —Peggy
Buy now: Rubie's Costume Company Graduation Hat Dog and Cat Costume, $10
The UPS Driver Will Appreciate This Funny Dog Costume
Why your dog needs this costume: If the UPS driver knows your dog well, don't wait. Buy this. Take pictures with the two of them in their matching outfits. Post them. We need to see.
Which breed wears it best: Shiba Inus
Review: "I bought this last year and I’m still laughing! Seriously, the most hilarious thing ever! On a serious note, I think it was actually pretty comfortable for my dog too because he really didn’t fight me trying it on him and he just walked around like there was nothing different. My dog goes nuts if the UPS truck even drives past the house so this was just too perfect." —B. Coffman
Buy now: California Costumes Pet UPS Pal Dog Costume, $18.20
In the Bizarro Community, Mailman Chases Dog
Why your dog needs this costume: The tables have to turn sometime, don't they? Even the most annoyed mail carrier can't help but laugh at this particular dog costume.
Which breed wears it best: Any small dog breeds, particularly those who love yapping at the mailman.
Review: "Thanks to this, I have the cutest mail carrier ever living with me!! My dog who is part chicken was afraid of the box but we still had fun with this!" —Tamtam7399
Buy now: Dog Mail Carrier Costume USPS, $16.79
This Dog Butler Costume Is Great for Parties
Why your dog needs this costume: Hosting a party? Instead of a real butler, just dress your dog up as one instead. Give him the task of cleaning up the appetizers, not serving them.
Which breed wears it best: Beagles and French bulldogs
Review: "This suit was a reasonable price and a fantastic quality!! Feels like it is made out of actual suit material and even has a silky inside liner. Easy on and off, nothing has to go over the dog’s head and the Velcro feels very sturdy. I bought a XXL for my dog and it fits perfectly. There is even extra room. He is an 80 pound Great Pyrenees mix. Would definitely recommend!!" —vince radic
Buy now: Kuoser Dog Tuxedo Suit and Bandana Set, $15.99
In This Hilarious Cowboy Dog Costume, the Dog Is Actually the Horse
Why your dog needs this costume: You know those funny costumes that make it look like people are riding ostriches? This is like that, only the opposite, and way cuter.
Which breed wears it best: Short, long dogs like corgis and dachshunds
Review: "I love this costume. I got a large and it fits my 60 pound lab/pit mix very well. Seems like good quality and even a hard shake from my doggo couldn't make it come loose. Adjustable straps make it a perfect fit. The cowboy's face and body are really cute and it rocks back and forth as he runs. I would definitely recommend!" —Jewel
Buy now: Nacoco Cowboy Rider Dog Costume, $14.99
Careful! If You Bite This Sweet Donut, It Might Bite Back
Why your dog needs this costume: How can you resist a dog costume that's this adorable? Do you think police dogs would be allowed to wear this on Halloween?
Which breed wears it best: Miniature poodles or smaller spaniels
Review: No reviews yet.
Buy now: Donut and Coffee Dog Costume, $31.24
If You Have a Dog Named Rambo, He Needs This Dog Costume
Why your dog needs this costume: Sticking an utterly non-threatening pooch into a scary-looking dog costume is pretty funny, if you ask us.
Which breed wears it best: Chihuahuas. Their diminutive size makes the costume so much funnier.
Review: "My miniature poodle was rocking this Rambo costume. I originally wanted to get the Chucky costume but wasn’t confident it would suit him since he doesn’t have a round face, so I opted for the Rambo costume. I definitely recommend this outfit, it’s just cute and adorable." —Leana
Buy now: California Costumes Pet Action Hero Dog Costume, $29.99
A Princess Dog Costume for Posh Pooches
Why your dog needs this costume: Some dogs don't want to be spooky or scary. If your dog is used to wearing pink dresses and bows on her ears, this dog costume will be her new favorite outfit.
Which breed wears it best: Bichon frises, or pugs for irony
Review: "My niece has a maltipoo that she is crazy about. For her 9th birthday she had a 'puppy party,' so I purchased this for her dog. She had no words when she opened her gift and her dog wore it the whole weekend. The hat stays on well and the costume is true to size!" —Rose
Buy now: Princess Dog Costume, $25.35
A Dog Vampire Costume. Fangs Not Included.
Why your dog needs this costume: Lots of dogs dislike wearing hats or hoods. With this vampire costume for dogs, it's a non-issue. It's just a cape, and it secures around the middle so it won't fall off while they're hunting their prey (i.e., whatever snacks you spill on the floor).
Which breed wears it best: Any small dog breed
Review: "This is so perfect, lightweight and super silky so it's not uncomfortable for my dog. I have a 40ish lbs pup and bought the xl/xxl and it's roomy but not oversized, the velcro straps allow for a little adjusting with size. I could have sized down and it still would have fit him great. The collar pops up and stays up, it's really cute.” —Carlos33
Buy now: Frisco Vampire Cape Dog and Cat Costume, $11.99
Pay Up, or This Mob Puppy Might Lick You to Death
Why your dog needs this costume: Isn't he just terrifying? Attach a wallet that says "pay up" on it, and you might end up a few bucks richer.
Which breed wears it best: Jack Russell terriers have the right attitude for this one.
Review: No reviews yet.
Buy now: Morris Costumes Mob Dog Halloween Pet Costume, $27.72
A Beast Dog Costume for Disney Fans
Why your dog needs this costume: We can't stop laughing at this one. Aside from the lion costume, this might be our favorite. It's so well done, complete with a fancy coat, beast-like ears, horns and a fluffy mane.
Which breed wears it best: Any breed with an underbite. Bulldogs, we're looking at you.
Review: "I bought one for my friend's dog as a Halloween present. Wasn't sure about the size so I bought a small one. Although it turns out a bit tight but really it's too cute for any complaints." —Tina
Buy now: Beauty and the Beast Dog Costume, $27.99
And, of Course, a Belle Costume to Go With It
Why your dog needs this costume: Princess costumes are to die for on small dogs. If you have a friend with a dog, theirs can dress up as Snow White.
Which breed wears it best: Small, scruffy dogs. Shih tzus are particularly funny in ballgowns.
Review: "I love Disney and decided to dress up all my dogs in Disney-themed costumes. This dress is so adorable my little girl looks so cute!" —Jessica05
Buy now: Belle Disney Princess Dog Costume, $29.99
Is That You, Woody? Buzz Is Looking for You
Why your dog needs this costume: Have two dogs? Dress one up as Woody and the other as Buzz Lightyear. You can thank us later.
Which breed wears it best: Yellow labs and golden retrievers
Review: "Our golden retriever is absolutely OBSESSED with Toy Story, so what better costumes than Buzz and Woody? We were 120% satisfied. I mean look at these two!"—microbison24
Buy now: Toy Story Woody Dog Costume, $29.99
If You Thought Dumbo Was Cute Before, Just Look at Him Now
Why your dog needs this costume: The big, floppy ears on this Dumbo dog costume are precious, and they're supported by wire so they won't get in your dog's way.
Which breed wears it best: Greyhounds. Their long noses really add to the effect.
Review: "Best costume ever!! This costume is great quality and fits my little guy perfectly!!!" —Baxter
Buy now: Dumbo Dog Costume, $39.69
Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? It’s Wonder Dog!
Why your dog needs this costume: Any dog with a bit of a superiority complex has to have this dog costume. It's only fitting.
Which breed wears it best: Poodles. For sure.
Review: "Super cute! The headband even stayed on!! I bought a medium for a 15 pound Jack-tzu. The length was perfect from neck to tail, but the body was a little big on her and the skirt touched the floor. Still looked great though! Would buy again!" —Cara
Buy now: Wonder Woman Dog Costume, $39.99
These Unobtrusive Baby Yoda Ears Are Totally Trending
Why your dog needs this costume: For all the "Star Wars" fans out there, need we say more?
Which breed wears it best: Small, short dog breeds
Review: "These did not disappoint! They are so adorable! Good quality for my little Yoda-eared boy." —Sarah
Buy now: Yoda Dog Costume, $69.99
Pampered Pooches Look Sweet as Honey in This Pooh Dog Costume
Why your dog needs this costume: Any dog with a teddy bear cut can rock a Winnie the Pooh costume. Bonus points if they have a buddy to dress up as Piglet.
Which breed wears it best: Fluffy dogs, particularly miniature poodles and goldendoodles
Review: "I got this for my goldendoodle. He's 60 pounds and I read alot of reviews that xl would fit him, but that's not true lol he's a tall dog I highly recommend 2 or even 3xl for long dogs." —Teresita
Buy now: Winnie the Pooh Pooh Pet Costume, $24.99
Warning: This Thor Dog Costume Is So Amazing, Someone Might Steal It
Why your dog needs this costume: Every dog is a superhero. With this dog costume, they'll finally look the part.
Which breed wears it best: Breeds with long, light fur fit the part to a tee.
Review: "Just as pictured, looks adorable. Shipped to Australia in 3 days in time for Halloween dress up photos at puppy playschool." —Jaya
Buy now: Avengers Thor Pet Costume, $29.99-$34.99
Scare Your Roommate by Dressing the Dog up as a Creepy Doll
Why your dog needs this costume: Imagine this walking down the hallway at 3 a.m. We're not sure if it's more funny or petrifying. Try it on your family and let us know how it goes.
Which breed wears it best: Any breed with a round face and short fur
Review: "The dog in this costume is over the top fuuuunnnnny!!" —Anonymous
Buy now: Dog Deadly Doll Costume, $24.99