People Dressed Up Their Horses for Halloween, and It's Haylarious
If you thought trick or treating as a kid was the highlight of Halloween, prepare to be wrong. Kids in costume aren't the mane event: Horses are.
These costumes are so epic that we want two horses just to dress them up as Hermioneigh Granger and Harry Trotter. After seeing these, you might bale on your Halloween plans and visit a farm instead.
If You Can Dream It, You Can Be It
His audition at the zoo is next week. Fingers crossed.
Big Bird Is More Athletic Than We Realized
Maybe he's compensating for being a flightless bird? Regardless, this costume really brings into question the relationship between Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch.
Why Go to the Zoo When the Zoo Can Come to You?
Not going to lie, this ensemble is impressive. Getting painted probably feels like getting a massage, too. Winning a costume contest and heading to the spa in one day? Where can we sign up?
A Horse Costume With a Sense of Humor
It's always the little ones you've gotta look out for.
Now This Horse Costume Is Incredible
It's eerie, but in a beautiful way. Day of the Dead is made to honor our family members who have passed on. Horses are part of the family, so it's only fitting that they participate in the holiday too.
You've Got a Friend on Me
Bullseye is even cuter in person.
Well, This Changes Things
Mummies never scared us that much, but that's back when they were traveling on (slow, decaying) foot. Now, you're telling us they're charging on haunted horses?! We quit, we're staying home this Halloween.
Who Came First?
The battle rages on, and the competition is cute.
If They Were Going for Creepy, They Failed
If they were going for cute, they'd get first prize.
Imagine Running Into This Horse in the Woods
We'd never sleep again, mostly because we'd be back in the woods trying to befriend a petrifying pegasus.
Harry Trotter and the Chamber of Snacks is the remake we didn't know we needed.
Little Bo Peep Has Found Her Sheep
Wherever this sheep was lost, it certainly didn't go hungry. It wasn't eating hay, either. Lamby must have been hitting protein shakes and pre-workout (pre-gallop?) hard, because Peep could ride this sheep into battle.
Jessica, We Need to Taco 'Bout This
This horse looks like it don't care if Halloween falls on taco Tuesday and they are very done with Jessica's s**t.
Honey, Where Did All Our Money Go?
No idea, babe. Something really took a bite out of our savings. Ate it all up. By the way, does Costco sell dress shoes in four packs and apples in bulk? No reason, just wondering.
Being a Mini Horse Must Feel Like Being a Mascot
No one takes you seriously, but you make everyone happy, especially when you're dressed up as the least intimidating scarecrow ever.
If Any Horse Halloween Costume Might Give Us Nightmares, It's This One
On the upside, this is the most creative, creepy and all-around perfect Halloween decoration ever. On the downside, we can't stand seeing an average house spider, so we will be moving immediately.