15 Cute Kittens We’d Impulse Adopt
Adopting a cat on a whim is usually ill-advised, so we're warning you: If you don't want a new pet, stop now.
Do not pass go, do not collect $200, and do not look at these impossibly cute kittens. If you do, you will get one. It's dangerous. Proceed with caution.
This Tiny Kitten With Big Hair
If a storm cloud rained kittens, this is what they would look like.
This Cute Kitten Who Looks Like a Terror
You can see it in his eyes. He is ready to pounce on anything that moves, including your bare feet.
But we wouldn't even be mad.
Two Adorable Best Friends
Ruthless predator, you say?
The only thing ruthless about these two is their appetite for snuggles.
How Is This Cute Kitten Curly?!
Her name needs to be Curly Sue.
Every Witch Needs a Cat
You don't have to practice witchcraft to be bewitched by this cute kitten's fluffy face.
We're already under his spell, and we haven't even met him.
And a Nap Buddy Wouldn’t Hurt, Either
The variety of kitty colors is astounding.
Stormcloud kitties, void kitties, happy carrot cake kitties ... if they didn't require food and veterinary care, we'd adopt one of each.
Dead. We Are Dead.
Arrest these kittens for murder because they killed us with cuteness.
A Kitten This Cute Can’t Be Real
It has to be photoshopped.
A face this adorable can't be a natural occurrence.
Does Amazon Offer Cute Kittens on Prime Day?
We're not big on Black Friday shopping, but if these kitties were available with Prime shipping and a buy-one-get-eight free deal, we'd be in trouble.
How Anyone Thinks Human Babies Are Cuter Than Kittens Is a Mystery
Look at this little upstanding citizen.
We're naming him Theodore and dressing him in a tiny suit, and that's final.
You Cannot Tell Us That a Newborn Human Is This Cute
Your argument is invalid. Newborn humans are not fluffy. They do not have paws. They do not have fuzzy l'il noses.
Cute Kittens Are Basically Living Squishmallows
There's really no difference, except that this kind of kitty needs Kibble.
If that's a dealbreaker, Squishmallow cats are much lower maintenance.
If You’ve Ever Dreamed of Owning a Shadow, You’re in Luck
For a small adoption fee, this shadow could be yours.
Do not forget to pet your shadow daily, or she will get very sad.
Where Is She Going?
Wherever she's heading, we'd like a ticket, too.
That’s Enough. We Need a Break.
It's too much. We already have a cat. One cat is enough, right? Right?! We're going to go take a nap to sleep off the impulse to adopt 12 more cute kittens. Fingers crossed.
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